Having listened to the pundits, zealots and supposedly uninterested people blather on and on about the iPhone, I decided to throw my hat in the ring.

10 things that will be said about the iPhone after release:

• Dvorak was right - what a hunk of over-hyped plastic!
• Hey, bet I can scratch the glass with a quarter just like the plastic iPod screens - lets sue!
• Damn Apple, I can’t load anything useful on this thing!
• WTF! It drops calls and loses reception? Didn’t Steve test this f*!%ing thing!
• I am not buying one until the initial bugs are worked…click…ring..ring…sorry had to reset my Treo.
• Hey wait, didn’t the $600 I paid include all the minutes I need?
• Apple released a new one - already!? My contract isn’t up for another 16 months!
• My son installed something on my iPhone and now it crashes.
• Honey it was a pornado!? I was trying to order you something from Amazon, I swear.
• Dvorak was right - Apple is going to change the world with this thing!

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